Not everyone has the time or means to escape Jack’s Frost’s icy touch by running away to a remote tropical island. But with this travel-sized ration of Midway Proper Cologne under the tree, the men in your life will not only be ready to go at a moment’s notice—they’ll smell like they’ve already been.
Size: .34 FL OZ
Even Santa’s legendary beard must recognize the supple majesty of Duke Cannon’s epic facial hair. His secret? This treasured holiday keepsake featuring a collection of beard essentials personally selected by the big man himself. It’s enough to transform even the most stubborn stubble into a Whisker Wonderland.
CONTENTS:
Best Damn Beard Wash (6oz)
Best Damn Beard Balm (1.6oz)
Any man who ventures into the great outdoors is at war with the elements, and that fight cannot be won with a dainty little chapstick that tastes like strawberry smoothies.
Tested by active-duty military personnel, the unique formulation with SPF 30 holds up in the harshest conditions, even withstanding temperatures approaching 140 degrees. With a blood orange mint flavor, it tastes like it's designed for men, not teenage girls.
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PRODUCT SPECS
Nearly 4x the size of the stuff they sell in grocery store check-out lanes
Made of premium, natural and organic ingredients
Formulated with SPF 30 to protect against UV rays
Size: 0.56 oz
INGREDIENTS
Active ingredients
Avobenzone 3% Sunscreen
Octinoxate 7.5% Sunscreen
Octisalate 5% Sunscreen
Octocrylene 5% Sunscreen
Oxybenzone 6% Sunscreen
Inactive Ingredients: Organic Olive Oil, Rice Bran Wax, Ceresin Wax, Organic Beeswax, Hydroxystearic/Linolenic/Oleic Polyglycerides, Polyisobutane, Blood Orange Oil, Organic Peppermint Oil, Organic Tea Tree Oil, Hydrated Silica, Organic Baobab Oil, Natural Flavor, Tocopherol, Organic Rosemary Extract, Organic Calendula Extract, Organic Stevia
Fact: most body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like the fog of a junior high locker room. Simply put, they don’t get the job done. But hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day’s work. And that’s why Duke Cannon’s THICK® Body Wash has been formulated with a significantly higher viscosity to work more effectively on your body, not spill pitifully down the drain. You deserve a better shower.
Call it Dirty Santa or a White Elephant party, when people gather to play the gift exchange game—Duke Cannon plays to win. With its memorable citrus and musk scent, this fragrant 10 oz. brick is guaranteed to be the one gift everyone is bent on swiping from each other, year after year.
Duke Cannon understands if anyone deserves a moment to kick off their black leather boots and relax with a pipeful of his favorite tobacco, it’s Santa. With its smoky vanilla and amber scent, this large 10 oz brick of holiday soap will make you feel like you’re up at the North Pole blowing smoke rings with the man himself.
If there’s one thing every self-respecting stocking wants to be stuffed with, it’s Duke Cannon’s Big Ass Brick of Peppermint Bark Soap. Packed with holiday cheer and the festive scent of fresh mint, this 10 oz. brick is perfect for everyone on your shopping list—naughty, nice, or neither.
Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a chunk of fossil fuel sounds like an upgrade.
Duke Cannon honors this tradition with the Big Ass Lump of Coal, a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It’s the perfect gift for fellows who have been a little naughty, but mostly nice.
Start a new holiday tradition and avoid the sad stench of chemical flame-retardant and artificial snow, with Duke Cannon’s Illegally Cut Pine Soap.
This large, 10 oz. soap features an invigorating scent inspired by the aroma of Illegally Cut Pine, a practice we wholeheartedly discourage but imagine smells pretty nice.
Any time a man wipes sharpened steel across his face, there is bound to be some damage. Find relief from that scorched earth feeling by going from hot to cold with Duke Cannon's After-Shave Balm.
Made with menthol, it provides an extremely unique cooling effect that helps close the pores and provide instant comfort. Superior grade ingredients like aloe and shea butter provide hydration while minimizing razor burn irritation, and a light sandalwood fragrance leaves you feeling and smelling your handsome best.
No hard-working fellow has the time for a complicated hair-care regimen. This 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner, formulated with premium ingredients, is a convenient way for a man to look his functional best every day without making a big deal about it.
There is a fine line between the unruly beard of a grizzled mountain hobo and the dashing beard of a world champion. But fear not, fellows -- you can go directly from "unkempt" to "kempt" status with a quick and easy application of Duke Cannon's Best Damn Beard Oil.
Made with premium natural ingredients such as apricot kernel, argan, and jojoba oil, it will make your beard the all-powerful symbol it deserves to be.
Duke Cannon always uses the right tool for the job. Like this superior-grade soap puck that fits snugly in his hand, for instance. Triple-milled to last longer, it easily outlasts common bar soaps.
Helping dad change a flat tire on the side of the road on a cold winter night is no one’s idea of a good time. So, when things went sideways, young Duke Cannon let some colorful language fly before getting back to business. With delicious notes of cocoa and spice, this holiday soap made the inevitable punishment worth it.
During the warm summer months, most folks huddle indoors and subsist on a steady diet of artificially cooled air. But Duke Cannon knows that his time is better spent in the open fields at dusk, gazing at the full moon and thinking of heroic men named Buzz.
With scents of vetiver and oak moss, Buck Moon smells like a balmy night in July, not a musty studio apartment.
While a well-maintained beard is a symbol of power and prestige, an unruly and disheveled beard has the potential to lead society into complete anarchy.
Do your duty and civilize your beard with Duke Cannon's Best Damn Beard Wash. It's made with plant-based ingredients to tame your mane and moisturize the skin underneath it without stripping your beard of its natural oils and power.
While a well-maintained beard is a symbol of power and prestige, an unruly and disheveled beard has the potential to lead society into complete anarchy.
Do your duty and civilize your beard with Duke Cannon's Big Bourbon Beard Wash. It's made with plant-based ingredients to tame your mane and moisturize the skin underneath it without stripping your beard of its natural oils and power.
Leaves a subtle and woodsy oak barrel scent inspired by the best place on earth, the Buffalo Trace Distillery.
When it comes to finding his signature scent, a fellow shouldn't have to spend his valuable time at a mall kiosk.
Inspired by nature, Proper Cologne® is made with a blend of naturally derived essential oils and synthetic fragrance, crafted in small batches, and housed in a modern apothecary-style bottle. A subtle scent enhancer to be discovered, not announced.
Sawtooth smells like exploring the open skies above densely forested terrain, with a woodsy blend of alpine air and cedarwood.
Occasionally, even the hardest working fellow could benefit from a slow day spent in flips flops and beach loungers. But when a direct flight to Puerto Vallarta is not an option, Duke Cannon's Big Ass Brick of Bay Rum Soap provides a first class ticket to a better summer scent. Unlike your Grandpa's Bay Rum, Duke Cannon's option is sunny and bright. Notes of citrus musk, cedarwood, and island spices form an invigorating blend that give you the sense that you're somewhere slightly more relaxing than a cube or a shop floor.
Let's be honest. You made the decision to bring your majestic beard into this world, and with that decision comes great responsibility. It's up to you to tame and civilize your beard with Duke Cannon's Big Bourbon Beard Balm.
Made with premium ingredients, including a hint of actual Buffalo Trace Bourbon, it has a woodsy, oak barrel scent that smells like a beard should.
Built for men who run uncomfortably hot (which is generally any hard-working fellow), Antiperspirant + Deodorant delivers a sustained cooling effect to keep you cool in the trenches. Enriched with activated charcoal, it is formulated with the highest allowable level of odor and wetness protection to minimize stank and sweat.
News Anchor Forming Creamdelivers strong hold with a natural matte finish to provide a classic, camera-ready look for all hair types. This water-based formula includes lanolin wax for control and a protein blend for strength.
A man with a head of thick, healthy hair does not need a motivational quote to start the day. Duke Cannon's News Anchor Cedarwood 2-in-1 Hair Wash is formulated with premium ingredients for hard-working men whose hair commands the respect of others.
The unique scent combines cedar, sandalwood, and spices, temporarily turning your noggin into the best smelling place on Earth. For the man whose hair commands the respect of others, there is no substitute. News Anchor Cedarwood Hair Wash. Your hair is a weapon.
The Pulitzer Prize for Hair is not a thing, but if it were, you would be holding it right now. Duke Cannon’s News Anchor Thick Hair 2-in-1 Shampoo & Conditioner is formulated with premium ingredients including tea tree oil and rice protein to stimulate the scalp and strengthen hair. Our Bay Rum scent features island spices, cedarwood, and citrus musk, temporarily turning your noggin into the best smelling place on Earth.
For the man whose hair commands the respect of others, there is no substitute. Your hair is a weapon.
Your dad never talked to you about hair styling, but be damn sure he used a decent pomade. After all, a man's hair is a weapon and no hair commands more respect than that of a News Anchor. Duke Cannon's News Anchor Pomade works on all hair types, delivering a natural matte finish to provide a classic, camera-ready look. Offers a medium-to-strong hold and a protein blend that strengthens and repairs your hard-working crown. Features the light scent of classic sandalwood with a hint of citrus. Prepare your hair for award-winning, 'round the clock coverage with Duke Cannon's News Anchor Pomade. A 4.6oz jar will last a long time. Barbershop Pro-tip: Apply a small amount throughout towel-dried hair to achieve desired level of thickness. Most barbers recommend starting at the roots and working your way to the top to achieve thicker, fuller, News Anchor-like hair.
Duke Cannon needs to make hay while the sun is shining, but still wants to protect himself. This lightweight, fast-absorbing face lotion helps hydrate and defend against damaging UV rays, leaving skin with no greasy residue like most sunscreens. Has a subtle, invigorating citrus scent.
Duke Cannon is no stranger to hard work. When a long day on the job leaves his face looking like a well-greased cast iron skillet, he takes action. This lightweight lotion eliminates oil and provides soothing hydration that won’t clog pores or cause breakouts. Leaves skin looking properly fresh and shine-free.
Duke Cannon is no stranger to the elements. When exposure to environmental aggressors leave his face looking and feeling like a worn-out catcher’s mitt, he settles the score. This ultra lightweight smooth gel face lotion helps prevent discomfort from dry skin. Replenishes skin’s moisture content and boosts environmental defenses for a properly smooth and balanced appearance.
Duke Cannon is no stranger to hard work. And when a long day on the job leaves his face looking like a well-greased cast iron skillet, he takes action. This clay-based face wash eliminates oil and sweat while working overtime to unclog pores, leaving oily and acne-prone skin fresh and shine-free.
Awakens skin while removing dirt and oil
Gentle yet effective daily cleanser is formulated to ward off the effects of the daily grind, leaving your complexion clear and hydrated. Contains eucalyptus and peppermint oil to cool and refresh, citrus peel and aloe extract to soothe and repair, and glycerin for superior hydration and outer-layer protection.
Naturally derived fragrance
No paraben or phthalates
Cruelty free; never tested on animals
6 oz. tube
Invigorates and refreshes while hydrating skin
Plant-based exfoliant gently deep cleans and softens skin
Prevents razor burn, bumps, and overall skin irritation
Size: 6 oz.
Skin Types: All
Use Frequency: Pre-shave (or 3-4x weekly)
How it works: Gently buffs out impurities and deep cleans
Result: Softer scruff, smoother skin
Dry, cracked hands are like living testaments to a man's hard work and ingenuity. And while hard-working hands are to be celebrated, let's be honest; dry, cracked hands feel awful.
That's why Duke Cannon offers Bloody Knuckles Hand Repair Balm. Made with lanolin, it provides much-needed moisture without leaving the hands feeling sticky or greasy.
At 3 oz., this is a travel size portion that means you don't have to bring those dry, cracked mitts on your vacation to Jacksonville or your business trip to Sacramento.
